66
Boy girl hotel gaye. girl ne costly(mehnge) items order kiye.
Boy - apni maa ke ghar mein bhi yahi sab khati ho kya.
Girl- nahi, par maa ke ghar mein dinner k baad meri choot nahi maari jaati hai.
67
Top 10 Indian XXX movies
1.seema ki salwar me talwar
2.abla nari ka babla ( . ) ( . ) bhari.
3.pati fauj me,biwi mauj me
4.amar prem, bistar par game..
5.Ghar me saali to raat bhar diwali.
6.Phaad ke panty, nikla bunty!
7.Randi ho gayi thandi.
8.Zalim lauda lage hathoda.
9.Peticot me visfot
10.Paan khaye muniya
maa chudaye duniya..!
68
Ye Jhoot hai k Mohabbat kisi ko Barbaad karti hai!
"Dost"
Log Khud Mohabbat ki Gand Mein Ghustay Hain muft ki Chudaai k Chakkar Mein.
69
Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi
Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha
Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto JaraDheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai”
Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “ ArreyKya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni? ”
Ladki Gusse Se: “ Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai
70
Best Reply Given by a trueFriend when asked toPay the bill of Canteen...
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('.')
<) . (>
_/'!'\_
Lauda Le Le Bhosdike
71
Duniya KA Sabse Dirty Post
BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..
BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.
72
Sunny Leone has just bought a new Car in Delhi..
It's registration no. is
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D1CK BJ0069
73
pappu ne
Boys bathroom Mein Likha ..
.
'Aap Ka Bhavishya Aap Ke
Haath Mein Hain..!
.
.
and Girls bathroom Mein Kiya
Likha ..?
'Apne Bhavishya Mein Ungli Naa
karo..........
74
Boy aunti ki panty dekhte hue : aunty aunty ye kya hai??
Aunty : ye aag hai
boy : kya mai isme apni mumfali garam kar lu ??
Aunty : nahi beta abi uncle ayenge to esme makka (bhutta) sekenge!!!
75
Grls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad
gali bakta tha
mera nam jivanlal, kiski chut me kitne
baal ?
Ek ladki sunkar boli: meri chut me itne baal
ki phas jayega jivanlal. 3dino tak sunne ke
baad..
Jivanlal: goli chalegi fatak se, chut phategi
jatak se, jal jayenge sare baal, bach niklega
jivanlal !
Ladki: Surakshit kale mere baal vasmol ne
kiya kamal.
Bach jayenge mere baal, maa chudaye
jivanlal...
61.
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
62.
Pepsi Bol Ke Daru Pilate Hai Dost,
Girlfriend Bol Ke Randiyo Se Milate Hai Dost,
Kuch Bhi Kaho,
63.
Pregnant Lady Ko Dekh Ke Ek Ladki Boli.
Ladki: “Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai Kirayedaar Bhi Aa Gaya Hai”
Pregnant Lady Boli: “Mistri Bhi Khali Hai Tere Ghar Bhej Doon Kya?“
64.
Girl-Friend: “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Tum Meri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”
Boy-Friend: “Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi?”
65.
A Gentleman Was Asked To Explain "Rape"
He Said: "It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole"
51
A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked
santa:"santa ji ,sandwich loge? "
santa replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon
nahi?
52
Ek Ladke Ka Mobile Baja, Usne Mobile Uthaya Toh Aage Se Ek Bhari Si Awaaj Aayi.
Namskar Bhai, Main "Kaun Banegi Garbhvati" Se Bole Raha Hoon,
Mere Sath Hot Bed Par Hain Apki Girlfriend,
Ab Agli Awaaj Hogi Aap Ki Girlfriend Ki,
AAh! UhH! AaH! Uyi! Aah! Janu I Am Sorry
53
Santa bahut der se Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs choos raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?”
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, Toh Maja Hi Aa Jata..
54
Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse toh.
Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hun.
Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ki dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki massage kardo, dasi ne massage kardi.
Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lage... toh rani chillakar Akbar ke pass gayi akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye.
pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, toh birbal ne hi raani ke boobs chusse aur tansen ko bhi dikhaya.
Tansen ye dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya.
Birbal ko ye baat pata thi toh usne tansen se kaha ki
Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder dal diya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.
55
Mochi Ki Shaadi Huyi.
Suhaag Raat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
.
.
BiVi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga"
56
Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.
Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : “Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri(iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte...
57
Ek baar santa nale me gir gaya tabhi ek ladki ki awaz aayi
"SURF EXCEL HAI NA 'DAAG ACCHE HAI".
Santa: Saali kamini,
"DAAG ITNE HI ACCHE HAI TOH WHISPER KYO LAGATI HAI"
58
All eggs in woman decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy That night no one came
Suddenly one shouted Hamla pichhe se huaa hai..
59
Lund Or Zuban Me Kya Samanta Hai- dono me Haddi Nahi Hai,
dono Pe Kabu Rkhna Mushkil Hai,
dono Se Pichkari Mar Sakte Hain,
dono Ko Tarah Tarah Ki Item chakhne Ka shok hai.
60
Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...
Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???
Agar HEAD ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh "HEAD N SHOULDER".
Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh " PANTENE" Le Lo...
Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....
41
ek budha Bus mein chada ... college ke chhore ussi bus me khade the..
ek chhora bolya...
ke baat tau ...aaj to kahadya se...
tau bhi kun sa ghaat tha bolya :
betichod thamne ( tumhe) dhoti me bhi deekk(dikh) gaya ..
42
Ek jungle mein male janwar female janwaar
ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Bramhaji ke pass
gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek
mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey
kaat ke unko coupon de diye aur boley ki ek
mahiney ke baad coupon lanaa aur apna-
apna lund Khud le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey huye kaha: " Chod
saaley, bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli "Chod na Bhadve, chod na
behen ke laudey.." !!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola: " Ek
maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine gadhe
ka coupon churaya hai..."!!!
43
Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Chandni Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kehta Hai, 'Mere Saath So', Uske Saath So Jati Hai”
Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Chandni Bar Hai Kidhar?“
44
1 Aurat chappal wali
dukaan pe: chappal dikhao.
.
Dukan dar: Kitna Number?
.
Aurat- "36 Number"
.
Dukan dar: Bahan ji, Dimag
pe zor laga ke socho,
Kya lene Aayi ho.....
45
Final Paper Of Sexology Is Out:
Attempt All 5 Quest.
1] Define sex and explain types of Condoms.
2] Why Sucking is Important before Fucking
3] Why Girls Demand Big Penis.
OR
Draw Boobs Diagram
4] Make a Sentence on Following-
(A): Lund Ki Thand
(B): Choot Ka Bhoot
5] Explain With Refrence To Context-
" E Dil Nadaan Tujhe Hua Kya Hai, Aakhir Iss Lund Ki Dawa Kya Hai."
" University of LUND-ON "
46
Ek Aurat Ne Apni Kamwali Ko Apni PHD ki Degree Par Tauba Tauba Karte Dekh, Usne Puchha.
Malkin: “Tu Roj Meri PHD Ki Degree Dekh Kar Tauba Tauba Kyu Karti Hai?”
Kamwali Hairan Hote Huye: “Mujhe 10th Pass Karne Tak Master Ne 80 Bar Choda Thha, Sochti Hun Ki Aapka Kya Haal Hua Hoga“
47
Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Main Thha.
Ghar Aatey Hi Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”
Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”
Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya Toh Tota Bola.
Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.
Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye..
48
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Woh Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai.
Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai aur sabko pakadne lagti hai.
Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be“
49
k Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha..
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, woh kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty hai."
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli : "Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?"
Ladka sharama ke bola : "Aunty Ji, jab aapke boobs bar-bar mujhse takra rahe the na..,, Mera penis bar-bar khada ho raha tha, toh main use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho, yeh toh Aunty hai."
Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle, Aunty toh main teri hoon, Pintu ki nahin.... chal andar
50
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Woh Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai.
Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai aur sabko pakadne lagti hai.
Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be“
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
62.
"College Life Se Nikalne Ke Baad
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Kuch Saalo Baad Apne Bichde Dosto Ki Yaad Aayi To
Unhone Ye Sher Arz Kiya. Jo Ki Har Kisi Ko Dil Pe Lagega."
Rah Chalte Chutiya Banate Hai Dost,Pepsi Bol Ke Daru Pilate Hai Dost,
Girlfriend Bol Ke Randiyo Se Milate Hai Dost,
Kuch Bhi Kaho,
63.
Pregnant Lady Ko Dekh Ke Ek Ladki Boli.
Ladki: “Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai Kirayedaar Bhi Aa Gaya Hai”
Pregnant Lady Boli: “Mistri Bhi Khali Hai Tere Ghar Bhej Doon Kya?“
64.
Girl-Friend: “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Tum Meri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”
Boy-Friend: “Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi?”
65.
A Gentleman Was Asked To Explain "Rape"
He Said: "It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole"
51
A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked
santa:"santa ji ,sandwich loge? "
santa replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon
nahi?
52
Ek Ladke Ka Mobile Baja, Usne Mobile Uthaya Toh Aage Se Ek Bhari Si Awaaj Aayi.
Namskar Bhai, Main "Kaun Banegi Garbhvati" Se Bole Raha Hoon,
Mere Sath Hot Bed Par Hain Apki Girlfriend,
Ab Agli Awaaj Hogi Aap Ki Girlfriend Ki,
AAh! UhH! AaH! Uyi! Aah! Janu I Am Sorry
53
Santa bahut der se Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs choos raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?”
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, Toh Maja Hi Aa Jata..
54
Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse toh.
Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hun.
Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ki dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki massage kardo, dasi ne massage kardi.
Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lage... toh rani chillakar Akbar ke pass gayi akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye.
pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, toh birbal ne hi raani ke boobs chusse aur tansen ko bhi dikhaya.
Tansen ye dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya.
Birbal ko ye baat pata thi toh usne tansen se kaha ki
Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder dal diya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.
55
Mochi Ki Shaadi Huyi.
Suhaag Raat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
.
.
BiVi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga"
56
Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.
Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : “Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri(iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte...
57
Ek baar santa nale me gir gaya tabhi ek ladki ki awaz aayi
"SURF EXCEL HAI NA 'DAAG ACCHE HAI".
Santa: Saali kamini,
"DAAG ITNE HI ACCHE HAI TOH WHISPER KYO LAGATI HAI"
58
All eggs in woman decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy That night no one came
Suddenly one shouted Hamla pichhe se huaa hai..
59
Lund Or Zuban Me Kya Samanta Hai- dono me Haddi Nahi Hai,
dono Pe Kabu Rkhna Mushkil Hai,
dono Se Pichkari Mar Sakte Hain,
dono Ko Tarah Tarah Ki Item chakhne Ka shok hai.
60
Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...
Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???
Agar HEAD ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh "HEAD N SHOULDER".
Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh " PANTENE" Le Lo...
Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....
41
ek budha Bus mein chada ... college ke chhore ussi bus me khade the..
ek chhora bolya...
ke baat tau ...aaj to kahadya se...
tau bhi kun sa ghaat tha bolya :
betichod thamne ( tumhe) dhoti me bhi deekk(dikh) gaya ..
42
Ek jungle mein male janwar female janwaar
ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Bramhaji ke pass
gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek
mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey
kaat ke unko coupon de diye aur boley ki ek
mahiney ke baad coupon lanaa aur apna-
apna lund Khud le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey huye kaha: " Chod
saaley, bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli "Chod na Bhadve, chod na
behen ke laudey.." !!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola: " Ek
maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine gadhe
ka coupon churaya hai..."!!!
43
Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Chandni Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kehta Hai, 'Mere Saath So', Uske Saath So Jati Hai”
Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Chandni Bar Hai Kidhar?“
44
1 Aurat chappal wali
dukaan pe: chappal dikhao.
.
Dukan dar: Kitna Number?
.
Aurat- "36 Number"
.
Dukan dar: Bahan ji, Dimag
pe zor laga ke socho,
Kya lene Aayi ho.....
45
Final Paper Of Sexology Is Out:
Attempt All 5 Quest.
1] Define sex and explain types of Condoms.
2] Why Sucking is Important before Fucking
3] Why Girls Demand Big Penis.
OR
Draw Boobs Diagram
4] Make a Sentence on Following-
(A): Lund Ki Thand
(B): Choot Ka Bhoot
5] Explain With Refrence To Context-
" E Dil Nadaan Tujhe Hua Kya Hai, Aakhir Iss Lund Ki Dawa Kya Hai."
" University of LUND-ON "
46
Ek Aurat Ne Apni Kamwali Ko Apni PHD ki Degree Par Tauba Tauba Karte Dekh, Usne Puchha.
Malkin: “Tu Roj Meri PHD Ki Degree Dekh Kar Tauba Tauba Kyu Karti Hai?”
Kamwali Hairan Hote Huye: “Mujhe 10th Pass Karne Tak Master Ne 80 Bar Choda Thha, Sochti Hun Ki Aapka Kya Haal Hua Hoga“
47
Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Main Thha.
Ghar Aatey Hi Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”
Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”
Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya Toh Tota Bola.
Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.
Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye..
48
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Woh Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai.
Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai aur sabko pakadne lagti hai.
Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be“
49
k Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha..
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, woh kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty hai."
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli : "Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?"
Ladka sharama ke bola : "Aunty Ji, jab aapke boobs bar-bar mujhse takra rahe the na..,, Mera penis bar-bar khada ho raha tha, toh main use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho, yeh toh Aunty hai."
Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle, Aunty toh main teri hoon, Pintu ki nahin.... chal andar
50
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Woh Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai.
Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai aur sabko pakadne lagti hai.
Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be“
31.
Pappu Delhi ke ek kothe par gaya & bola: Mujhe Rita se milna hai...
.
Mousi: Woh ek baar ke 1000Rs leti hai
.
Papu: No prblem...
Papu ne Rita k saath sex karke 1000 Rs de diye...
Next day fir Rita se sex karke 1000 Rs de diye...
3rd day bhi sex ke baad 1000 Rs diye,
.
Rita: bade dildar ho, kahan se aye ho?
.
Papu : Ludhiana se...
.
Rita: waha to meri behan bhi rehti hai...
.
Papu : Malum hai, usi ne 3000 Rs diye the aur kaha tha meri behan ko de dena...
.
PaPu Rocked,, Rita Shocked
32.
Husband roz ki tarah subah walk pe gaya, thand lagi to turant wapas aaya aur bed mein ghus kar Biwi se chipak gaya or bola,
"Bahut thand hai baahar"
Biwi (neend mein),"Phir bhi wo Chutiya Walk pe gaya hai...
33.
Admi Apni Bivi K Samne Muth Mar Raha Tha.
Bivi Apni Choot Pe Hath Ferte Hue Boli -
Haaye Ram,
Samne Washing Machine Hai or
Koi Hath Se Kapde Dho Raha Hai !
34.
Beta -Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Papa -ha
Beta -toh ye khandani chutyapanthi
kab band hogi....?
35.
Ek Ladki Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke
Aage Haath Jod
Kar Prathna Kar Rahi Thi
Ladki: “ Bhagwan Ji, Please Mere Dono
Boobs Bade
Aur Tight Kar Do ”
Piche Pujari Khada Tha,
Ye Sun Kar
Dheere Se Ladki
Ko Bola
Pujari: “ Beti, Aawaz Dheemi
Rakho, Tumhari
Prarthanao Ka Sidha Asar Meri Dhoti
Mein Ho Raha Hai.
36.
Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Banta
Ko Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Meri Biwi Pagal
Hai, Ghar Mein Bijli Rahti
Nahi Aur Microwave
Oven Le Aayi ”
.
.
Banta: “Meri To Aur Bhi
Jyada Pagal Hai, Uske
Paas Lund Bhi Nahi Hai
Aur Purse Mein Condom
Rakhti Ha
37.
Usne baja diya mera music bina Dhol ke..
Usne Dil tod diya mera I Hate U bol..
Vo 1 roj ja rahi thi mujhe bye bol ke..
To maine bhi apna lauda dikha diya chain khol ke..
38.
Girl to rikshawaala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
39.
Pati duty se ghar aaya
Patni boli ki jara bathroom ka darwaaza thik kar do
Pati- kyun? Main koi carpenter hun kya..?
Agle din patni ne batroom ki pipe theek karne ko kaha.
Pati- kyun,, main koi plumbur hoon kya..?
Agle din jab pati aaya to sab theek hua mila to usne patni se pucha ki kaise? To Patni boli ki pados wale ladke ne sharat rakhi ki main sab theek kar dunga agar tum mujhe Chut ya Choclate Cake main se ek cheez de dogi.
Pati- to tumne use Cake khila diya?
Patni- "Kyun... Main koi cook hoon kya?"
40.
Jatt Ladka Sex Karne Ke Baad Callgirl (Randi) Se Puchta Hai
Ladka: “ Sex Mein LadkaOr Ladki Dono Ko Maja Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paisi Kyu Liye Jaate Hai? ”
Callgirl: “ Arey Bevkoof, Charges Hamesha Outgoing Par Hi Lagte Hai Na Ki Incoming Par “ 21.
Boy To Nurse : Aap ke Pass So
Jao..?
Nurse : Soo Jao...
Boy To Nurse : Aapke Pet Pe Ungli
Karu...?
Nurse ; kar Lo.....
Thodi der baad....
Nurse : Aah Aah Ahh AHh ! Yeh Pet
Nahi Hai
Boy : Yeh UnGli Bhi Nahi Hai
22.
Gand marwane se kisi ki maut
nahi hoti Galib..
Wah wah.
Gand marwane se kisi ki maut
nahi hoti Galib..
Sirf chalne ka andaz badal jata hai..
23.
Totay ne sex ki goli kha li or grm ho gya....
.
Malik ne usay thanda krne ke liya freezer me rakh diya.
20 mint bad usne drwaza khola to tota paseene se nidhaal tha.
Malik : Abay tuje itna paseena q aya huwa hy??
Tota : Bahanchod! tujhe kya maloom jami howi murghi ki tangain kholna kitna mushkil kam h...
24.
Aane wale aate hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jaane wale jaate hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yaadein to bas unki he reh jaati hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jo Gaand Sujaa Jaate hain..
25.
Girl : Kya Tumhe Pata Hai, Ki Aaj
Kya Hai??
.
Boy : Nahi, Kya Hai ??
.
Girl : Aaj Rose Day Hai..!!
.
Boy : Accha !! Chal Fir Aaj Se 'Roz
De' Mujhe.
26.
Ek Bakri Gadhe ke upar chad gayi..
Gadha.- bakri tu ye kya kar rahi h..?
Bakri- Its just a joke..mmain to majak kar rahi thi..
Gadha- main aise maja pe aaya to teri Gand phat jayegi..
27.
Anuj Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thi So Kabu Na Rakh Paya Aur Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Pahunch Gaya
Udhar Jaake Usne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Aur Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola.
Anuj: “Tumhare To Niche Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Hai, Kyun?”
Ladki: “Abe Gadhe Sex Karne Aaya Hai Ya Kangi Karne“
28.
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola- "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
29.
Sex Karte Waqt Callgirl Ko Hichhki Aayee.
Ladka : Kya Hua.?
Callgirl : Jaldi se Kar be chutiye,
Baahar Aur Bhi Hai Jo hila hila ke Yaad Kar
Rahe Hai . .
30.
Arj kiya h....
Ladki ka chakkar makdi ka jaal h..
Jara gaur farmaiye
Ladki ka chakkar makdi ka jaal h..
Jo isme fas gaya vo Lavde ka baal h..
16.
Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha
Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki
***** Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid
Diya
Sardar :
Kyo Mara?
Randi:
Behanchod,Publi
Peshaab Karta Hai
17.
Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke
Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is
Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte
Hai”
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein
Doondta Hoon”
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund
Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?”
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka
Toh?”
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein
Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi“
18.
Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne
Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: Shukar Hai Aap Sahi
Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye
Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue
Puchha: Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?
Biwi: Bahar Kuch Log Kah Rahe
They Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke
Gatar Mein Gir Gaya Hai
19.
Raat Bhar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek
Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke
Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Aurat: Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko
Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?
Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: Haan
Aurat: To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi
Deni Thi Na
20.
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao
utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar
do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz
nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud
bana laite hain
11.
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
12.
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho
isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA
lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!
13.
'Girl: Who is Sunny Leone?
Boy: She is d female version of
Suny Deol wid dhai dhai kilos
( . )( . )
Jisko dekh kr aadmi
uthta nai
uska uth jata hai...!
14.
'ncome Tax Officer Hass Raha Tha…
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai…
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur
Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya
Hai…!!!'
15.
Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To
Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To
Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya
Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To
Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare
Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To
Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat
Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi
Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To
Dekho.
6.
Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”
Banta: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“
7.
Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke
liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:
check kya krna hai Aids ki to
dawayi lene i thi
8.
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata
he??
larki(muskurata
Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha
Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki
***** Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid
Diya
Sardar :
Kyo Mara?
Randi:
Behanchod,Publi
Peshaab Karta Hai
17.
Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke
Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is
Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte
Hai”
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein
Doondta Hoon”
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund
Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?”
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka
Toh?”
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein
Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi“
18.
Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne
Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: Shukar Hai Aap Sahi
Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye
Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue
Puchha: Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?
Biwi: Bahar Kuch Log Kah Rahe
They Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke
Gatar Mein Gir Gaya Hai
19.
Raat Bhar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek
Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke
Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Aurat: Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko
Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?
Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: Haan
Aurat: To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi
Deni Thi Na
20.
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao
utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar
do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz
nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud
bana laite hain
11.
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
12.
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho
isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA
lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!
13.
'Girl: Who is Sunny Leone?
Boy: She is d female version of
Suny Deol wid dhai dhai kilos
( . )( . )
Jisko dekh kr aadmi
uthta nai
uska uth jata hai...!
14.
'ncome Tax Officer Hass Raha Tha…
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai…
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur
Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya
Hai…!!!'
15.
Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To
Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To
Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya
Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To
Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare
Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To
Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat
Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi
Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To
Dekho.
6.
Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”
Banta: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“
7.
Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke
liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:
check kya krna hai Aids ki to
dawayi lene i thi
8.
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata
he??
larki(muskurata
tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga.
Boht chota suraakh he.
.
thodi der baad
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr
ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko
le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
.
Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani
9.
Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar
Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa
Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce
Kiya: Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land
KarneWale Hain.
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool
Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: Ab To
Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir
Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke,
Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke
Thukayi Karunga
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur
Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir
Gayi.
Pappu Bola: Aunty Aapko Badi
Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle
Chai Piyega.
Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa
Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce
Kiya: Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land
KarneWale Hain.
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool
Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: Ab To
Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir
Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke,
Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke
Thukayi Karunga
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur
Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir
Gayi.
Pappu Bola: Aunty Aapko Badi
Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle
Chai Piyega.
10.
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein
hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin
par bheja jaata hai.
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein
hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin
par bheja jaata hai.
1. Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS
bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS
ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend
ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut
choti hai.
2. Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt
Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi
Loot Loonga!”
3. Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate
hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi
dudh pilana.
4. mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper
dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL
AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN
KHAATA HAI'
5. Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka
packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de
do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS
ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend
ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut
choti hai.
2. Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt
Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi
Loot Loonga!”
3. Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate
hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi
dudh pilana.
4. mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper
dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL
AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN
KHAATA HAI'
5. Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka
packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de
do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
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